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Komrade Kommander Koch
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Posted: Fri 2009-04-17 16:03
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| Politics: Technocratism |
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| New Pinnacle of Human Laziness |
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| While watching the prolefeed on the telescreen, I saw what I believe to be the new pinnacle of human laziness. This item is the Touch And Brush Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser. To see how this company portrays how normal people try to push toothpaste out of the tube, watch the video on the left. Now if you watch it further, they show the simplicity of the automatic toothbrush dispenser! Just put your toothbrush in the hole and push in, and the perfect amount of toothpaste is dispensed on to your toothbrush! It's that easy! It's also easy to see most people know how to not shoot toothpaste five feet by smashing it like it requires extreme force to squeeze plastic tubes. Now the hole that you use for the dispensing the toothpaste is also the breeding ground for the germs out of your mouth, not to mention everybody who uses the wonderful toothpaste dispenser system. It uses advanced vacuum technology to get the right amount of paste and not leave any on the nozzle! That's awesome, but there's the easy, free way of doing it yourself. So if you wish to see this amazing device, just go here and make sure you watch the entertaining video about our inability to squeeze paste out of a tube. https://www.buytouchnbrush.com/?MID=539390[url][/url] |
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carldiesturmer
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Posted: Sat 2009-04-18 07:14
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| Politics: Oligarchical Collectivist |
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| Re: New Pinnacle of Human Laziness |
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| Komrade Kommander Koch wrote: |
| While watching the prolefeed on the telescreen, I saw what I believe to be the new pinnacle of human laziness. This item is the Touch And Brush Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser. To see how this company portrays how normal people try to push toothpaste out of the tube, watch the video on the left. Now if you watch it further, they show the simplicity of the automatic toothbrush dispenser! Just put your toothbrush in the hole and push in, and the perfect amount of toothpaste is dispensed on to your toothbrush! It's that easy! It's also easy to see most people know how to not shoot toothpaste five feet by smashing it like it requires extreme force to squeeze plastic tubes. Now the hole that you use for the dispensing the toothpaste is also the breeding ground for the germs out of your mouth, not to mention everybody who uses the wonderful toothpaste dispenser system. It uses advanced vacuum technology to get the right amount of paste and not leave any on the nozzle! That's awesome, but there's the easy, free way of doing it yourself. So if you wish to see this amazing device, just go here and make sure you watch the entertaining video about our inability to squeeze paste out of a tube. https://www.buytouchnbrush.com/?MID=539390[url][/url] |
You are confusing convenience with laziness, there are so many hours in a day any way to spend on drudgery. Cheer up!
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