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Some of you may remember the Simpsonize me Thread. One major problem I had with the simpsonizer is that it was hard to find a photo that worked for the mechanism, and come to think of it, I wasn't really that big a Simpsons fan anyway. So, I found something which addresses both these problems. Curiously enough, as it turns out, this manages to work better at least for me than the simpsons one did. It even came close to the bolo tie I wear often.



This is a South Park-ized version of me that way I usually am on days where I don't have school. Unfortunately, this one didn't have a photo of the fisherman's cap I wear regularly, so I had to make do. And when I do have school, the below image is me, because my patchy facial hair, fisherman's cap, and flannel/T-shirt combo won't fly at my school. Of course, my sideburns do, so I keep them.



And here's the URL if you want to try it: www.sp-studio.de

Here's a trick if you want to save it:
1. Press the Print-Screen button on the keyboard.
2. Send the image to an image editor like Photoshop or Irfanview.
3. Crop the image.
4. Save.
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I already know the perfect South Park character for me: a thinner-looking Cartman. Respect my authoritah assholes.
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Mephis Ladder wrote:
I already know the perfect South Park character for me: a thinner-looking Cartman. Respect my authoritah assholes.

You mean like in the Fat Camp episode?
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orwelliantherye wrote:
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I already know the perfect South Park character for me: a thinner-looking Cartman. Respect my authoritah assholes.

You mean like in the Fat Camp episode?


I'm pretty sure that episode did have a thinner-looking Cartman look-alike posing as Cartman...
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I think mine turned out pretty accurate.
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The South Park drawing style doesn't capture the length of my face or the fact that I'm fairly tall, but you get the grasp of my impeccable dress sense-


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Yes, that's about right.

Yes, that is a lightsaber I have.

And yes, I am trying to use the force.

Yes, that is an alien's head on a chain.

Yes, I am a Jedi in a motherfucking Hawai'ian shirt. And that is a Hitler moustache.

Remove the lightsaber, and that's pretty close to how I look in real life, just scaled down to look like a South Park kid.
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TEC of the Rebellion wrote:


Yes, that's about right.

Yes, that is a lightsaber I have.

And yes, I am trying to use the force.

Yes, that is an alien's head on a chain.

Yes, I am a Jedi in a motherfucking Hawai'ian shirt. And that is a Hitler moustache.

Remove the lightsaber, and that's pretty close to how I look in real life, just scaled down to look like a South Park kid.


So, basically, you look like Weird Al Yankovic pre-Lasik?
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orwelliantherye wrote:
TEC of the Rebellion wrote:


Yes, that's about right.

Yes, that is a lightsaber I have.

And yes, I am trying to use the force.

Yes, that is an alien's head on a chain.

Yes, I am a Jedi in a motherfucking Hawai'ian shirt. And that is a Hitler moustache.

Remove the lightsaber, and that's pretty close to how I look in real life, just scaled down to look like a South Park kid.


So, basically, you look like Weird Al Yankovic pre-Lasik?


Well... yes, I think that's about right.
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This is me. Well, my hair is a tad shorter in real life, but it's just a matter of time before it gets this long.
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I look sorta odd without all the goth material...

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I just bumped into this thread, made such a good pic of me and now I cant figure out how to post it Sad Can any guy here help me plz?
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White Trash Beauty wrote:
I just bumped into this thread, made such a good pic of me and now I cant figure out how to post it Sad Can any guy here help me plz?

1) Save it to your hard drive.
2) Post it to Imageshack or some other site.
3) Post the image here (use the img tag).
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THx , orwelliantherye

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Good enough for government work.
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Yes, I wear a derby, on a regular basis and everywhere that I go.

Yes, I smoke. I also smoke a pipe, but I really didn't care for their selections.

Yes, my hair changes from brown to red.. this is natural and I do not dye it. But it is awesome.

I refuse to wear ties, but always have a belt and button up shirt. Those shirt vary between blue, black and grey and I only have five of them. My pants are all brown or dark green and I only have three of those.
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hehe Tristan looks cute !
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