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Post Posted: Fri 2004-04-16 21:49 Reply with quote
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Speaking of Jews in the media... Howard Stern  
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The FCC has gone completely insane.

Janet Jackson decides to promote her new album with her right titty, and now they want to start handing out $500,000 fines for talking about titties.

A titty-Reichstag?

I personally don't give two shits about Howard Stern, but...

Oprah & Howard Transcripts: Oral, Anal & Balloon Knots

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it - Mark Twain

A Chicago-Sun Times article wrote:

I find it strange that so many Americans describe themselves as patriotic when their values are anti-democratic and totalitarian. We are all familiar with Voltaire's great cry: ''I may disagree with what you say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it.'' Ideas like his helped form the emerging American republic. Today, the Federal Communications Commission operates under an alternative slogan: ''Since a minority that is very important to this administration disagrees with what you say, shut up.''

http://www.suntimes.com/output/eb-feature/cst-edt-ebert16.html

I wonder how long it will be before the FCC starts fining web admins for indecent language?
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Post Posted: Sat 2004-04-17 04:13 Reply with quote
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i dont listen to him either, but he shouldn't be forced off the air because he might be offensive to some people. i think we need a little offensiveness. we are far too soft and worried about the kiddies.

im a parent and i refuse to raise my child in a bubble. media is not to blame, its bad parenting. if you teach your child right from wrong, they will be their own v chip.
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I’ve just read the Oprah and Stern transcripts.

I wonder if the reason some people find the Oprah discussion acceptable yet, react badly to the Stern humour, is because they are forced to use their imagination to understand Stern and then feel uncomfortable or even ashamed by what they have thought?
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STERN SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no really, he needs to.
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The Dirty Sanchez, Etc.  
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1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

3. Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

4. The Blumpkin - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- water sports)

7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

13. Bismarck - This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.

14. Jelly Doughnut - A derivation of the Bismarck. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

15. The Woody Woodpecker - When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.

18. Rim Job - Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue.

19. The Bucking Bronco - An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).

22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.

23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

28. Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

29. Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

30. Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.

31. Ray-Bans - Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.

32. Snowmobile - Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

33. Dutch Oven - Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.
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Fuck you all so very much!  
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Here's a new little ditty from Monty Python's Eric Idle...

FCCSong.mp3

If that link is dead, try this one...
FCCSong.mp3

Sing along kids...

Lyrics wrote:

Lyrics:

Here’s a little song I wrote the other day while I was out duck hunting with a judge. (Quack)

Fuck you very much the FCC.
Fuck you very much for fining me.
$5,000 bucks a fuck, So I'm really out of luck.
Thats more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me!
So fuck you very much the FCC.
For proving that free speech just isn't free!
Clear Channels a dear channel, so Howard Stern must go!
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so.
He's charging twice as much,
For all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh.
So fuck you all so very much!

So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush.
For heroically sitting your tush.
For Haliburton, Enron all the companies who fail.
Lets send them a clear signal,
And stick Martha straight in jail!
She's an uppity rich bitch,
And at least she isn't male.
So fuck you all so very much!

So fuck you Dick Head Mr. Cheney too.
Fuck you and fuck everything you do!
Your pacemaker must be a fake,
You haven't got a heart.
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just a pasty faced old fart.
And as for Condoleeza she's an intellectual tart.
So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you very much the EPA!
For giving all Alaska's oil away!
It really is a bummer, when I can't fill my hummer!
The Ozone's a no go zone now that Arnolds here to say...
"The Nuclear Winter games are going to take place in LA! "
So fuck you all so very much!

So what the planet fails,
Lets save the great white males.
And fuck you all so very much!

(Quack!)




About the FCC Song

That link wrote:

Python genius Eric Idle's written an ode to Michael Powell and the boys: "The FCC Song."

Says Idle: "Here's a little song I wrote the other day while I was out duck hunting with a judge… It's a new song, it's dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it, it will cost a quarter of a million dollars."

Idle's site is currently very slow to load due to the popularity of the 2-minute song, which takes on George Bush, John Ascroft, Martha Stewart, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice and Arnold Schwarzenegger, among others. Therefore, here's a link directly to the song - but watch the volume.



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"What about the children?"

Who gives a shit about the children? There are too many anyways.
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Slang, Wankisms, Sex Acts, and FullDeckisms.

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Post Posted: Sun 2004-08-01 00:31 Reply with quote
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Has anyone else noticed that the FCC exists in complete disregard for the first ammendment? It doesn't just ignore it, it acually contradicts it directly.

Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press

And yet that is precisely what the FCC makes its business doing...
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James wrote:
Has anyone else noticed that the FCC exists in complete disregard for the first amendment? It doesn't just ignore it, it actually contradicts it directly.

Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press

And yet that is precisely what the FCC makes its business doing...



The original purpose of the FCC was to regulate the "limited" number of radio frequencies and license them. It seemed to make sense at the time. You wouldn't want the airwaves to be a sort of wild-west were radio stations changed frequencies daily and upped their power to squash smaller stations.


(Not to mention that you wouldn’t want common folk starting their own stations… you have to make sure the airwaves were operated by “respectable” businessmen.)

But today, with the advent of the internet and cable television, the FCC is nearing the end of its usefulness. I suppose that is why they are choosing to focus again on "stopping filth". It would sure be sad if this fine federal agency could no longer justify its existence. (NOT!)
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The FCC is ultravires re. the Constitution, kill i!!!
Our techno innovations will render it obsolete and it has.
The enemy of the Establishment is a rapidly changing environment.
Memo: what happened to the Dynos??
See challenges as opportunities like a good entrepeneur.
We know who they fear the most Brothers.
If I were in government I have the guillotine running overtime for the Establishment....

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i agree. taking away the liberty to speak as one wants is absolute crap. while personally i dont really cuss or enthing on account of im a christian i agree with what voltaire said. i am completetly against all kind of censorship. how is it possible for someoen to finally bring it to the governments attention that they are directly defying the first amendment
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