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#1 - If I could change our country’s current immigration policy, I would...	Close the borders and purify the race!Close the borders to immigration.Close the borders, but allow some immigration under special circumstances.Reduce our current level of immigration – and get those damn illegals out of here!Maintain our current levels, but do more to stop illegal immigration.Maintain the status quo.Maintain our current levels, and give amnesty to illegal immigrants already here.Raise our current level of legal immigration.Open the borders, but deny immigration to people with criminal records.Get rid of the borders and live as a brotherhood of man!
#2 - Military Service:	All citizens should serve in the military for at least 10 years.All citizens should serve in the military for at least 2 years.Military service should be voluntary, except in times of war.Military service should be voluntary. (No draft - ever)We shouldn’t have much of a military, except in times of war.We shouldn’t have much of a military, unless we’ve ACTUALLY been invaded.We should NEVER have a military. (Bow before your new foreign masters!)
#3 - Military Intervention:	My country will conquer the WORLD!!!We should eliminate any nation that could some day threaten us!We should take down anybody who threatens us.The U.S. should be the world’s policemanMy country should offer help to any nation that needs it.Military intervention should be the last resort.Our soldiers should NEVER set foot on foreign soil.We shouldn’t even HAVE a military, unless we’ve ACTUALLY been invaded
#4 - Corporations:	Death to the capitalist pig-dogs!Down with the WTO!Corporations should be more tightly controlledA little more could be done to control corporate excessHuh? What’s your problem with corporations?The government should relax corporate regulationsThe government should butt out of the business worldCorporations should BE the government (I’m a Fascist!)
#5 - Ownership of the Media:	Government should not control radio, TV, the press or the Internet at all.Government should have only a minimal amount of control over ownership of the media.I don’t understand the question. I’m too busy watching TV.The press should be free, but we shouldn’t let a handful of conglomerates own EVERYTHING.The power and scope of media conglomerates should be more tightly controlledNo single company should own more than a handful of stations and/or newspapers.Each station and newspaper should be individually owned.
#6 - Welfare/Public assistance	The government needs to provide everything for everybody! (I’m a communist)The government needs to provide everybody a job! (I’m a socialist)The government should help the poor live a better lifeI think we’re doing OK now...The government should help, but offer a “hand up” instead of a “hand-out”.The government should cut back on these programs significantlyThe government has no business sticking its nose into the economy (I’m a Libertarian)KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL the poor! (I’m a Republican... come on, it’s just a joke!)
#7 - Government Subsidies / Bail-outs	Take as much of that hard-earned taxpayer money as you need!The government should help make businesses and farms more profitable.Our current level is fine.The government should only provide a minimal safety net for businesses and farms.The government should not bail out businesses and farms.
#8 - Foreign aid	Foreign countries can fend for themselves.All foreign aid should be privately funded.The federal government should aid only in rare and unusual circumstances.The federal government should do more to aid developing nations.The federal government has a duty to aid developing nations.The federal government should aid every nation wants help.The federal government should aid every nation whether they want the help or not.
#9 - First Vs Third World	It is all about survival of the fittest. Third World people are simply inferior.Third World countries are fucked-up, but that’s their problem, not ours.The current situation is acceptable; it’s unrealistic to believe anything else.Undecided / No OpinionThe current situation is unpleasant, but there probably is not much we can do.There is room for improvement; we can definitely give more humanitarian aid.The current situation is completely unacceptable - we must share power and wealth.
#10 - Free Trade	The Government should butt out and end all tariffs and restrictions.End most tariffs and restrictions.Cut back on the current level of tariffs and restrictions.Maintain current level.Tariffs and restrictions can help domestic businesses (but don’t overdo it).Use more tariffs and restrictions to help our country’s businesses and workers.Foreign trade only hurts our country. Restrict it as much as possible.Close the borders and keep our business to ourselves.
#11 - Taxation	Politicians and Government Employees can starve to death for all I care.The government should survive on tariffs and excise taxes.Eliminate Income tax.Lower the income tax rate, or institute a flat taxOur current system is just fine with me.The government should raise taxes to pay for more services and/or to eliminate our debtThe politicians can take whatever they like. I’ll keep voting for them.Just be happy with whatever scraps the government leaves behind for you
#12 - Taxation II	Eliminate taxes on corporations and the ’rich’ in order to stimulate the economy.It is acceptable to give certain businesses tax breaks if it can directly help the economy.Everybody should pay their fair share.Undecided / No OpinionThe rich shouldn’t be allowed to profit at the expense of the poor.The tax code should be used to redistribute wealth stolen by the rich (negative taxation)
#13 - Minimum Wage	Wage labor is too expensive. Just bring back slavery!Minimum wage laws cause unemployment. Repeal them.The current minimum wage laws should be relaxed.Maintain the current minimum wage.The current minimum wage should be increased slightly.The current minimum wage should be increased significantly.Everybody should receive the same wage!
#14 - Gun laws	The revolution is upon us! Give me Liberty or Give me Death!!It is the responsibility of every citizen to be armed to the teeth.Everybody should be armed.Everybody should be free to arm themselves if they wish.Undecided / No Opinion.Guns are OK, but there should be waiting periods and background checks.Gun ownership should only be allowed by special permit.Guns should be limited to hunting ranges and shooting galleries.Guns are just too dangerous to be allowed in this countryAnybody that owns a gun is a criminal and/or a terrorist!
#15 - In general, abortion should be illegal...	...before conception. Birth control is a sin!...at the moment of conception. That single cell is a HUMAN BEING!...the moment it becomes a multi-celled organism....after a few days (morning-after pill is OK)...after the first month...at the beginning of the 2nd trimester...at the beginning of the 3rd trimester (The current U.S. standard)...after the moment of birth...There should be a 30-day money back guarantee...never. I brought you into this world and I can take you out!
#16 - In extreme cases (rape, health concerns) abortion should be illegal...	...at the moment of conception. Be sure that rapist wears a condom!...after a few days (don’t forget your morning after pill!)...after the first trimester...after the second trimester...after the moment of birth...never. I never really wanted you anyway.
#17 - Homosexuals:	All faggots should hang!!Society has the right to punish deviant behaviorIt’s disgusting behavior and we don’t want to hear about it.People should be free to do what ever they like in their own bedrooms, but...Homosexuals should not face discrimination, but should receive no special rights.No opinion/undecided.“Domestic partnerships” should be recognized, but differentiated from “real” marriage.Homosexuals should have the same rights as heterosexuals (marriage, right to adopt, etc.)Homosexuality should be taught to schoolchildren and encouraged whenever possible.Everybody is gay. They just won’t admit it.Legalize gay marriage, and ban straight marriage!
#18 - Alcohol Prohibition/War on Drugs	Death to all ye’ wretched sinners!Government should do all they can to protect people from these intoxicating substances.Drugs are bad, mmmkay. If your do drugs, that makes you bad. So don’t be bad... mmmkayOnly alcohol and tobacco should be legal, but they should be heavily taxed and controlled.Only alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana should be legal, but they should be taxed and controlled.The federal government should legalize most intoxicating substances but regulate them.The federal government should legalize all drugs, and let the states regulate them.Legalize all intoxicating substances. Period.Legalize all intoxicating substances, and punish the “drug warriors” for “war crimes”!Everybody MUST get stoned!
#19 - Capital Punishment	Kill ’em all! (including drug users and sexcriminals)Eye for an eye. All murderers deserve to be executed.Only the worst criminals, such as serial killers, should be executed.Capital punishment should only be practiced in times of war (Execute war criminals).UndecidedI understand the need for revenge, but this sort of punishment is usually unnecessary.It’s never acceptable for the state to kill a citizen.Revenge serves no purpose. Not even Hitler would deserve to be executed
#20 - The best way to deal with criminals	Give them a kiss and a hug. They just need to be loved!Rehabilitate criminals and solve the root problem that causes crime - economics.The courts should focus on rehabilitation, not revenge.Combine rehabilitation with an element of punishment.Deterrence. Make an example out of criminals in order to deter others.Shoot first, don’t bother asking questions later!We need to biologically engineer docile and peaceful citizens.
#21 - Affirmative action	Kill all da’ white man!The government should guarantee all minorities a job.The government should guarantee minorities their fair share of jobs.The government should punish specific cases of discrimination, but eliminate quotas.The government should butt out of racial issues.Bring back Jim Crow!You know, I could really use somebody to do my laundry and shine my shoes...
#22 - Religion	God is everywhere, and he shall destroy the non-believers!God is great, and he loves us all!I believe in god, but I’m not nutty about it.There may be a god, but I don’t think about it much.There probably isn’t a god, but I don’t think about it much.I don’t believe in god, but I don’t care if you do.God is just pretend. Grow up.Keep your damn fairy tales to yourself!
#23 - Religion in government	Death to the sinners and non-believers! (I’m an Extreme Fundamentalist)The law should reflect the word of God. (I’m a Fundamentalist)Religion should play some role in government.Religion should play a limited role in government.Religion should not influence our laws, but it should not be specifically excluded either.Religion should not influence our laws, and religious references should be restricted.All religious expression should be removed from our government institutions.Public displays of religion should be illegal.The government should work to completely eliminate these ancient cults from society!
#24 - Role of World government.	The U.N. should be the ONLY government (World Peace, baby!)The U.N. should stringently control the actions of all nations.The U.N. should watch over all nations, and punish those which break international law.The U.N. should provide a forum for nations to discuss issues, but that’s about it.The U.N. should be abolished. Nations can handle their own affairs.
#25 - Role of National Government	The federal government should be allowed to pass any law it pleases.The constitution stands in the way of a lot of good government programs – get rid of it.The federal government may pass any law not expressly prohibited by the constitution.The federal government should make an attempt to obey the constitution.The federal government should obey the constitution. (Strict constructionist)We need more constitutional reforms to further limit the power of the federal government.The federal government should be all but abolished. States can handle their own affairs.States should be abolished or limited in power. Communities can handle their own affairs.ALL government should be abolished. (ANARCHY, BABY!)
#26 - What role should government regulation have in the economy?	The government IS the economy.The government should tightly control the economy.The government should control and regulate all important industries.The government should keep a watchful eye on the free market.Undecided / No OpinionIt should deregulate a little, but should still play some role.It should only have a small role in regulating the economy.It should only intervene in the economy in the event of a crisis.It should have no role at all in economic affairs. The market knows best.
#27 - Environment	The only way to save the Earth is to destroy the Human Race!!We should institute a WORLD GOVERNMENT in order to save the Earth!Governments should have the power to take ANY steps it deems necessary to save the Earth.Governments should do more, but not go crazy over it.Keep environmental regulations at their current level.Protect the environment, but be weary of the “junk Science” pumped out by the left.Protect the environment, unless it cost businesses too much money or destroys jobs.The government should only go after the “Big Polluters”, but leave everybody else alone.The government shouldn’t worry about it unless people are actually falling over dead.The government shouldn’t worry about all that tree-hugging hippie crap.There are PLENTY of other planets in the universe...
#28 - Global Warming	...is going to destroy all life on Earth within the next decade....is going to destroy all life on Earth within the next century....is going to cause a lot of problems, but we’ll find a way to survive....is going to cause some problems, but isn’t really that big of a deal...(Undecided)...has yet to be proven conclusively....is a probably just a natural occurrence...is most likely just a lot of hot air....is a bunch of B.S....is a myth created by people who crave political power.
#29 - How often I watch TV:	Television is the work of the DEVIL!... NONE!Television is nothing more than a propaganda tool!... 0-2 hours a weekTelevision is mostly crap, but there are a couple things I watch... 2-5 hours a week.I watch a few days a week, but I turn it off after I get bored... 5-10 hours a weekI watch every day, but I do have some other ways to pass the time... 10-18 hours a weekI’m a Couch Potato... 18-30 hours a week (2-4 hours a day)Television is my only friend ... 30-50 hours a week (4-7 hours a day)It helps me sleep at night... 50-90 hours a week (7-13 hours a day)What? ... We’re allowed to turn it off? ... 90+ hours a week (it’s on all the time)
#30 - When I watch TV, I am most likely to be watching...	I told you ... TV is the work of the DEVIL!!Very little ... It’s all a bunch of crap.The Weather ChannelDocumentariesThe NewsCartoons/Children’s Programming (I have kids)SportsSitcomsComedy CentralCartoons/Children’s Programming (I DON’T have kids)Soap Operas/Lifetime/OxygenZena: Warrior Princess! (or some other lame piece of crap)Elimi-date/Survivor/Real WorldTalk Shows (Jerry Springer/ Oprah Winfrey)InfomercialsIt doesn’t matter. I just stare at whatever happens to be on.
#31 - Political Correctness is...	...necessary if we are to all going to “get along”...a good way of correcting history’s mistakes....a little silly at times, but as a whole it makes the world a better place....not a major concern....something that we can do without....a bunch of nonsense....The most sinister propaganda tool ever created.
#32 - Government oversight of the internet.	The internet IS speech. Hands Off!The government should regulate domains and IP addresses, but that’s it.The government should have some say in internet commerce, to protect us from fraud.The government should protect kids from porn.The government should monitor e-mail to protect us from “terrorists”.The government needs to control e-mail so I won’t get any more spam.The feds need to control it like TV and Radio, to keep the entertainment industry profitable.What the hell is an “IP Address”?The proles should be kept in ignorance. Shut the Internet down.
#33 - Labour law.	What are you? Some sort of damn COMMIE?!The government put an end to slavery. Wasn’t that enough?Government shouldn’t interfere with the business world.Labour laws should only protect minimum employment standards.We’re doing fine now.A little more can be done to improve employment standardsEmployees should be protected by strict labour laws.I thought we were an autonomous collective! Ancarcho-Syndicalism, baby!!Unfurl the red flag, my brothers! DEATH TO THE BOURGEOISE BASTARDS!!
#34 - PETA is...	A bunch of wackos!A group of well-meaning, but misguided fools.I’ve never heard of PETASome of my best friends are animalsAll of you animal killers are going to burn in hell!!!
#35 - The Future	The future looks bright -- the possibilities are endless.Society has ups and downs, but things always get better in the end.History will continue just like it always have; no dramatic changes.UncertainWho cares?The future looks very dark -- civilization will reach a new low.Mankind will go extinct very soon.
#36 - Conspiracy Theories	Our government always tells the truth.Our government probably doesn’t tell us everything, but it’s nothing to be alarmed about.Sometimes I wonder who really shot JFK...I want to know more about the Trilateral Commission, CFR, Bilderbergers, WTO, etc...The government needs to come clean about RoswellLet me tell you a few things about the “Skull and Bones” group...We all know that the world is REALLY controlled by (fill in the blank).There is no spoon.
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